In the “The Three Little Pigs and the Vegetarian Wolf”, Wolfgang the Wolf is a bit of an outcast in the carnivore community because of his dietary choices and his interest in improving the resilience of eco-friendly sustainable architecture.
Impressed by the innovative use of building materials, Wolfgang called out, “Mister Pig, Mister Pig, I greatly admire your house! What kind of straw did you use? May I come in, or perhaps I could huff and I’ll puff and transform the house into an open-plan design?”
“That sounds great,” replied the little pig, “and here’s some Tofu Trotter for your efforts.”
The End.
Robert Walker 