It’s not a good idea to do yoga online because if the computer freezes you can be stuck in that pose for ages.
Sleeping on the sofa unintentionally is more comfortable than intentionally.
I don’t think I overthink, he thought, overthinkingly.
I’m not there, therefore I’m square. What shape are the people who are there? Octagons?
Note for fridge: “Opening this door yet again doesn’t make new things appear!”
The best way to burn calories is to use a Bunsen burner.
What if the things we’re chasing are chasing us back, but we’re both running in circles?
Small brain: Using an alarm clock. Normal brain: Using your phone’s alarm. Expanding brain: Having a cat jump on you at the exact same time every morning. Galactic brain: Realising that the waking world is only an illusion so going back to sleep.
Robert Walker 